Hermann Flies Concorde

Hermann is a little confused about the homeward leg.  Is he flying in cattle class, on a ship or Concorde Class?

Misery explained the ship had already sailed, and in any case, Concorde was a British Gem not Norwegian Gem.

Herman found the windows a little small, but Misery explained it was in case they broke and people could not get sucked out.  Hermann recalled that Angus had been sucked out of misery's pocket or bag and blown overboard Azura. He flet a little sad, and sat down with his ticket home

Wonering who hat sat here before, he asked if they had incontenence on account of the plastic cover

Hermann was a little worried about the two long trunks behind, as he had only seen the Steiff elephant in the bear den, and it had only one trunk and a bell

Cheeky Hermann decided he wanted to fly Concorde home and went to have a word with the Captain.

Spotting that the captain was not in his seat, naughty Hermann climbed into the Captain's seat to take the controls.  Sadly, he could not reach.  Looking at the controls, Misery suggested that it was too old and complex for Hermann as there were no computers or auto-pilot, requiring a more highly skilled pilot than a modern day Air bus driver or Hermann.

Sadly Hermann agreed, in anycase, he could not find the push button to start the engine

 Hearing there was a ship anchored alongside, Hermann decided to have a word with the captain to see if he could go home by ship. Sadly the captain was not there, so Hermann climbed into his seat

 This time he was determined to start the engines

but failed, and headed off to the shuttle